Now I know you're thinking 'Potato Chip Bars? Is this girl crazy?' but this is a recipe you have to see. One night a week or two ago, I was looking through a cookbook with recipes for squares and came across possibly the grossest recipe I have ever seen. It felt like my arteries were clogging just reading it. Now I will share it with everyone.
Potato chip bars
1/2 cup butter
1/2 cup margarine
1/2 cup sugar
1 tsp. vanilla
2 cups flour
1 cup potato chips, well-crushed
1/2 cup walnuts
Now I won't write the directions, but as if this 'dessert', I guess you could call it, didn't have enough butter or pure fat in it, you're supposed to grease the pan you put it it. Yum. There is also a headline at the top that boasts, 'Potato chips make this a favorite for kids.' I don't have any children, but there's no way I'd let them eat this. It's just sick!
For any relatives of mine, here's my birthday wish list.
Socks (I did say I needed them. Ankle socks only.)
A new walkman
Good headphones (ear buds or the type Sarah has which is totally unhelpful)
Notebooks for writing stories in (they can even be from the Dollar Store, I won't be offended)
Money is always nice
Gift certificate for Chapters
Artemis Fowl books (any after The Opal Deception), Harry Potter (Prisoner of Azkaban, Order of the Phoenix, Half-Blood Prince)
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (it comes out on DVD after my birthday, though) (Make sure it has special features, I like those)
Paints (Acrylic) and decent paintbrushes
Chocolate (Lindor and Lindt are my favorite)
Lady Grey tea (another favorite)
Of course, birthday cards are nice. I like those too.
If anybody wants to visit the Unofficial HSJ Message Board, look to my blogroll. Not a lot of people are on it, though. I hope you enjoyed the recipe. Ha.
Did I mention those Potato Chip Bars go in to a 9 x 9-inch pan?